Jokes for fun

What do I do when I see someone gorgeous?
I stare, I smile, and when I get tired.... I put down the mirror!

Guy 1: Dude I wasn't that drunk!
Guy 2: You cut up all my pineapples yelling " Spongebob I know your there!! "

Guy 1: Dude I wasn't that drunk!
Guy 2: You grabbed a squirrel and threw it in my pool yelling " Sandy, Bikini Bottom needs you! "

(My friend showed it to me!)