You: What's wrong with me?!
Friend: Oh wow, where do I begin....
Dog: I offer my master a toy as a token of friendship, and what does he do? He freaking throws it!
Teacher: Hey you! Whats the answer?
Me: Who, me?
Teacher: yes, you!
Me: Did you see me lift up my hand?!?!
This is how my week goes:
Moooooooooonday
Tuuuuuuuuuuesday
Weeeeeeeeeednesday
Thuuuuuuuuuursday
FridaySaturdaySunday
Kid: Mom can I wear a mini skirt?
Mom: NO!
Kid: How about lipstick?
Mom: NO!
Kid: But mom! I'm 18!!
Mom: I know John, I know....
I don't need anger management.....I need people to stop bothering me -_-
Saturday, 26 May 2012
Thursday, 3 May 2012
Some jokes :P
Kid: Mommy Mommy! the closet in my room fell down!!!!
Mom: Go tell Daddy he can fix it
Kid he knows! he is UNDER IT!!!!!!!!!!
A kid comes in to the classroom and asks the teacher a question:
LOL :) comment if you like!
Mom: Go tell Daddy he can fix it
Kid he knows! he is UNDER IT!!!!!!!!!!
A kid comes in to the classroom and asks the teacher a question:
Tommy: Can I ask you a question?
Teacher of course! why not?
Tommy: would you blame someone if they didn't do something?
Teacher: of course not!
Tommy: well then.... I didn't do my homework
LOL :) comment if you like!
Wednesday, 2 May 2012
HOW DOES SHE DO IT????
Dear Dora,
You have been 5 years old for 11 years now....
What's you're secret??
Sincerely, Amazed If you know how .....Then PLEASE TELL ME
( my friend showed me these here is her blog! http://epicstuff-kbrocks.blogspot.ca/2012_01_01_archive.html you should check it out!)
Jokes for fun
What do I do when I see someone gorgeous?
I stare, I smile, and when I get tired.... I put down the mirror!
Guy 1: Dude I wasn't that drunk!
Guy 2: You cut up all my pineapples yelling " Spongebob I know your there!! "
Guy 1: Dude I wasn't that drunk!
Guy 2: You grabbed a squirrel and threw it in my pool yelling " Sandy, Bikini Bottom needs you! "
(My friend showed it to me!)
Tuesday, 1 May 2012
so thats what you do to a new car.....
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive
when she accidentally cut off a truck driver. He motioned for her to
pull over.
When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the side of the road and gruffly commanded to the blonde, "Stand in that circle and DON'T MOVE!".
He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats. When he turned around she had a slight grin on her face, so he said, "Oh you think that's funny? Watch this!" He gets a baseball bat out of his truck and breaks every window in her car. When he turns and looks at her she has a smile on her face. He is getting really mad. He gets his knife back out and slices all her tires. Now she's laughing. The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his truck and gets a can of gas, pours it on her car and sets it on fire. He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is about to fall down.
"What's so funny?" the truck driver asked the blonde.
She replied, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped outside the circle!"
When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the side of the road and gruffly commanded to the blonde, "Stand in that circle and DON'T MOVE!".
He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats. When he turned around she had a slight grin on her face, so he said, "Oh you think that's funny? Watch this!" He gets a baseball bat out of his truck and breaks every window in her car. When he turns and looks at her she has a smile on her face. He is getting really mad. He gets his knife back out and slices all her tires. Now she's laughing. The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his truck and gets a can of gas, pours it on her car and sets it on fire. He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is about to fall down.
"What's so funny?" the truck driver asked the blonde.
She replied, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped outside the circle!"
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